Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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