i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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