he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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