you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
