oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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