butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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