Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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