They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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