have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
