she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Found your dick twin last night
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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