conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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