why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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