I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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