I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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