he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm just crazy horny about you
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Randomize