This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.