did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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