I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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