Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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