After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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