stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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