wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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