People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
