So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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