He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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