Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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