Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm like, not good at living.