what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.