i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?