May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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