sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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