so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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