Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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