Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
is it fun? or sober?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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