apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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