with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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