I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
