i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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