i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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