I think I am morally bankrupt
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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