Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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