Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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