that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I believe in your delicious
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
