I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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