Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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