Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.

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(646): View more from New York

My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay

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(703): View more from Virginia

i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Even my vagina gasped.

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(631): View more from New York

most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?

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