Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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