too bad you live with your parents still
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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