the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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