Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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