This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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