Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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