im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
ok first of all what the fuck
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