i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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