so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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