I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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