If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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