its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Let's get the cat blown out
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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